Team Pages

Dark Matters

The Dark Matters were originally coached by Grey Wolf, but half way through season 1, Grey Wolf stepped aside to be replaced by Zenithed. Their stadium is the Dirt Pit. They are in the Western Conference.

Results and Fixtures

Week 1
@ Hate Machine
LOSS 1-2 (Cas:2-2)

Week 2
v Underworld Exiles
LOSS 2-4 (Cas:3-1)

Week 3
v Surreal Madrid
LOSS 1-3 (Cas:0-4)

Week 4
v Tanglewood Longshanks
LOSS 2-3 (Cas:1-1)

Week 5
v Hate Machine
WIN 1-0 (Cas:2-0)

Week 6
@ Red Terror

Week 7
@ Tanglewood Longshanks

Week 8
@ Underworld Exiles

Roster

Players

No. Player Name Race Type Position SPPs Cost Mod Status
1 Slith the Powerful Lizardmen Big Guy Kroxigor 11 160 20 active
2 Swifty the Quick Wood Elf Blitzer Wardancer 17 120 40 active
3 Arill the Versatile High Elf Blitzer Blitzer 8 100 20 active
4 Lawrie the Dominant Human Blitzer Blitzer 7 90 30 active
5 Uren the Sure-Pass Wood Elf Thrower Thrower 5 90 0 active
6 Goddrick the Horned Chaos Lineman Beastman 5 60 0 active
7 Nythan the Agile Pro Elf Lineman Line Elf 8 60 30 active
8 Korrad the Resilient Norse Catcher Catcher 2 70 0 active
9 Grogg the Tough Orc Lineman Line Orc 5 50 0 active
10 Ebbon the Tougher Orc Lineman Line Orc 2 50 0 active
11 Squigg the Ratty Skaven Lineman Line Rat 0 50 0 active
12 Treet the Vermin Skaven Lineman Line Rat 5 50 0 active
13 Hargak the Even Tougher Orc Lineman Line Orc 0 50 0 active
14 Robert the Normal Human Lineman Lineman 0 50 0 unsigned
15 Harris the Human Human Lineman Lineman 0 50 0 unsigned
16 Kevin the Mad Goblin Lineman Line Goblin 0 40 0 unsigned
W   Goblin Weapon Ball and Chain 0 60 0 unsigned

Contribution to Team Value from Players:
Active: 1000+140=1140
Injured: 0
Reserve: 0

Coaching Staff

Role Name Signed Cost Status
Apothecary Season 1 50 Active

Contribution to Team Value from Coaching Staff
Active: 50
Injured: 0

Other

Fan Factor: 8
Team Rerolls: 5
Contribution to Team Value: 330

Team Value

Total Team Value
Permanent: 1520
Temporary: 1520

Aging Information

No. Player Name Race Position Signed Niggles Games Missed SPPs Skill Rolls In Reserves
1 Slith the Powerful Lizardmen Kroxigor Season 1 0 0 11 1 0
2 Swifty the Quick Wood Eld Wardancer Season 1 0 0 17 2 0
3 Arill the Versatile High Elf Blitzer Season 1 0 0 8 1 0
4 Lawrie the Dominant Human Blitzer Season 1 0 0 7 1 0
5 Uren the Sure-Pass Wood Elf Thrower Season 1 0 0 5 0 0
6 Goddrick the Horned Chaos Beastman Season 1 0 0 5 0 0
7 Nythan the Agile Pro Elf Line Elf Season 1 0 0 8 1 0
8 Korrad the Resilient Norse Catcher Season 1 0 0 2 0 0
9 Grogg the Tough Orc Line Orc Season 1 0 0 5 0 0
10 Ebbon the Tougher Orc Line Orc Season 1 0 0 2 0 0
11 Squigg the Ratty Skaven Line Rat Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
12 Treet the Vermin Skaven Line Rat Season 1 0 0 5 0 0
13 Hargak the Even Tougher Orc Line Orc Season 1 0 0 0 0 0

Game Day Roster

No. Player Name Race Position MA ST AG AV Skills inj cmp td int cas mvp spp
1 Slith the Powerful Lizardmen Kroxigor 6 5 1 9 Prehensile Tail, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle   0 0 0 3 1 11
2 Swifty the Quick Wood Eld Wardancer 8 3 4 7 Block, Dodge, Leap, Tackle, Sidestep   0 5 0 0 2 25
3 Arill the Versatile High Elf Blitzer 7 3 4 8 Block, Dodge   0 1 0 0 1 8
4 Lawrie the Dominant Human Blitzer 7 3 3 8 Block, Dodge   0 0 0 1 2 12
5 Uren the Sure-Pass Wood Elf Thrower 7 3 4 7 Pass   5 0 0 0 0 5
6 Goddrick the Horned Chaos Beastman 6 3 3 8 Horns   0 0 0 0 1 5
7 Nythan the Agile Pro Elf Line Elf 7 3 4 7 +1 MA 0 1 0 0 1 8
8 Korrad the Resilient Norse Catcher 6 3 3 7 Block, Catch   0 0 0 2 0 4
9 Grogg the Tough Orc Line Orc 5 3 3 9     0 0 0 0 1 5
10 Ebbon the Tougher Orc Line Orc 5 3 3 9     0 0 0 1 0 2
11 Squigg the Ratty Skaven Line Rat 7 3 3 7     0 0 0 0 0 0
12 Treet the Vermin Skaven Line Rat 7 3 4 7 +1 AG   0 0 0 1 1 7
13 Hargak the Even Tougher Orc Line Orc 5 3 3 9     0 0 0 0 0 0
Team
Dark Matters
Fan Factor
9
Stadium
The Dirt Pit
Rerolls
5
Capacity
35k
Apothecary
1
Team Value
1570
Assistant Coaches
0
Treasury
110
Cheerleaders
0

Hate Machine

Hate Machine are coached by JohanDenerad. Their stadium is [place holder]. They are in the western conference.

Results and Fixtures

Week 1
v Dark Matters
WIN 2-1 (Cas:2-2)

Week 2
@ Tanglewood Longshanks
LOSS 1-2 (Cas: 2-2)

Week 3
v Revengers' Tragedy
WIN 2-0 (Cas: 2-1)

Week 4
@ Underworld Exiles
WIN 1-0 (Cas: 2-3)

Week 5
@ Dark Matters

Week 6
@ Divisible Primes

Week 7
v Underworld Exiles

Week 8
v Tanglewood Longshanks

Roster

Players

No. Player Name Race Type Position SPPs Cost Mod Status
1 Ra-Ra-Rasputin Orc Big Guy Troll 2 140 0 active
2 David Hasselhoff Chaos Blocker Warrior 6 100 20 active
3 Barney Lizardmen Blocker Saurus 13 80 20 active
4 Ambiguity Hannibal Norse Blitzer Beserker 9 90 20 active
5 Moustachellini Dwarf Blitzer Blitzer 0 80 0 active
6 Neckbeardpoleon Dwarf Thrower Runner 16 80 60 active
7 Germaine Greer Amazon Lineman Linewoman 10 50 20 active
8 BeBop Orc Lineman Line Orc 5 50 0 active
9 Rocksteady Orc Lineman Line Orc 0 50 0 active
10 Ratfink Skaven Lineman Line Rat 7 50 30 active
11 Love Rat Skaven Lineman Line Rat 7 50 20 active
12 Dirty Rat Skaven Lineman Line Rat 0 50 0 active
13 Skaven Lineman Line Rat 0 50 0 unsigned
14 Skaven Lineman Line Rat 0 50 0 unsigned
15 Robbo Goblin Lineman Goblin 0 40 0 unsigned
W   Dwarf Weapon Deathroller 0 120 0 unsigned

Contribution to Team Value from Players:
Active: 1040
Injured: 0
Reserve: 0

Coaching Staff

Role Name Signed Cost Status
Apothecary Yes 50 Active
Cheerleaders (2) Yes 20 Active

Contribution to Team Value from Coaching Staff
Active: 70
Injured: 0

Other

Fan Factor: 11
Team Rerolls: 5
Contribution to Team Value: 360

Team Value

Total Team Value
Permanent: 1470
Temporary: 1470

Tanglewood Longshanks

The Tanglewood Longshanks are coached by CardinalSin. Their stadium is [place holder]. They are in the Western Conference.

Results and Fixtures

Week 1
@ Underworld Exiles
LOSS 1-3 (Cas:1-2)

Week 2
v Hate Machine
WIN 2-1 (Cas: 3-2)

Week 3
v Divisible Primes
DRAW 2-2 (Cas: 1-0)

Week 4
@ Dark Matters
WIN 3-2 (Cas: 1-1)

Week 5
v Underworld Exiles

Week 6
@ Revengers' Tragedy

Week 7
v Dark Matters

Week 8
@ Hate Machine

Roster

Players

No. Player Name Race Type Position SPPs Cost Mod Status
1 Xogar Smash-Face Skaven Big Guy Rat Ogre 12 150 0 Signed
2 Tieran "Frosty" Frostbright Pro Elf Catcher Catcher 14 100 0 Signed
3 Leorus Greenstone High Elf Catcher Catcher 6 90 0 Signed
4 Vallyn "Hawkeye" Stormshadow High Elf Thrower Thrower 20 90 0 Signed
5 Illryian Duskfall Wood Elf Lineman Line Elf 14 70 0 Signed
6 Ulric "The Slayer" Van Horne Norse Catcher Runner 15 90 0 Signed
7 "Hungry" Harry Fletcher Undead Catcher Ghoul 0 70 0 Signed
8 Lysandra Scala Amazon Lineman Linewoman 2 50 0 Signed
9 Ziikat Greytail Skaven Lineman Line Rat 7 50 0 Signed
10 Quasqit Longclaw Skaven Lineman Line Rat 0 50 0 Signed
11   Human Lineman Lineman 0 50 0 unsigned
12 Maget "the Bastid" Orc Lineman Line Orc 0 50 0 Signed
13   Orc Lineman Line Orc 0 50 0 unsigned
14 Skaven Lineman Line Rat 0 50 0 unsigned
15 Bolgut "Fatty" Crumpa Orc Lineman Line Orc 0 50 2 Signed
16 L Snoddy Peace Undead Lineman Zombie 0 40 0 Signed
W   Goblin Weapon Pogo Stick 0 50 0 unsigned

Contribution to Team Value from Players:
Active: 118
Injured: 0
Reserve: 0

Coaching Staff

Role Name Signed Cost Status
Apothecary Y 50k Awesome
6 Cheerleaders Y 60k Bootylicious

Contribution to Team Value from Coaching Staff
Active: 11
Injured: 0

Other

Fan Factor: 11
Team Rerolls: 3
Contribution to Team Value: 26

Team Value

Total Team Value
Permanent: 155
Temporary: 0

Underworld Exiles

The Underworld Exiles are coached by Telpher. Their stadium is [place holder]. They are in the Western Conference.

Background

In C592 a crack commando unit was sentenced to penal servitude for a crime they didn't commit. This team promptly escaped from the gladiatorial pits to the criminal underground of Middenheim, where they survive as soldiers of fortune. More recently, they formed a blood bowl team. If you have a problem, if noone else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire, the EXILES!

[sound of repeating crossbow fire, then theme music]

Starring
Colonel Balthazaar 'Hannibal' Cicero (Dark elf)
Orland 'Face man' Peck (Human)
Urlan 'Howling Mad' Haganbaack (Norse)
Radgar 'Bad Attitude' The Mighty (Beastman)
and also starring
Intrepid reporter Naala Sweetwater (Amazon)

.... Any similarity to 1970s TV shows is entirely coincidental.

"They bring hope to the hopeless. Help to the helpless. Hap to the
hapless. Increased profits to the manufacturers of repeating bolt-thrower ammunition. "

Episode 1 No weapon like a bag of rats (part 1 of 2)

After a recent job brings unwanted attention (see pilot episode - the Cartel Caper) the Exiles need to lie low and let the heat die down. What better way to assure anonymity than by forming a blood bowl team? Despite initial protests, the Exiles soon buckle down to recruiting. Balthazaar brings in his speedy cousin Albus, Orland tries to 'recruit' Balthazaar's sister, the deadly assassin Celia, but has to be rescued in return by Radgar. Radgar wants to find his old friend Hagar, only to find he's died, and been returned to a foul parody of life by a local necromantic scientist. He tries to rescue the flesh golem anyway, and ends up being pursued by the local guards back to the Exiles's hideout. Here the team are cornered by a band of skaven led by the formidable Ugrush Krag, sent by the local Cartel to take revenge on the team. (cliffhanger)

Episode 2 No weapon like a bag of rats (part 2 of 2)

The Exiles have been found by a band of Skaven from the local Cartel, but are rescued by the sudden arrival, through the wall, of 'Howling mad' Urlan Haganbaack, riding on the shoulders of his fellow inmate at the Valhalla Association for Berserkers, a Minotaur called Crimson Horn. The Exiles fight the Skaven, who fight back with a number of sneaky tricks and comedy moves. All this time Radgar has been trying to tell the team something, but can't get the words out before someone else hits him. Finally, his message becomes obvious as both sides of the melee are surrounded by a combination of the local guards and the necromancer's goons, looking for the tolen
golem.

They lock the Exiles and the Skaven in the armoury while they squabble about who gets to keep them. Surrounded by hundreds of axes, tools for making weaponry, and a line of siege engines, the Exiles concoct a desperate plan. They use the weaponry to build a mini-siege tower with belt-operated whirling axes, and break out of the armoury, somehow knocking all the goons and guardsmen over without hurting any of them. Impressed by the inventive construction of overly-complicated weaponry, the Skaven agree to tell the Cartel that the Exiles have left town - on one condition. That, one by one, they too are allowed to join the team. The Exiles now have no choice, they have to go through with Balthazaar's original plan, and play Blood Bowl!

Episode 3 Paging Dr Werner

The Exiles are in trouble again. Committed to forming a blood bowl team, they don't have the necessary funds. Orland 'Faceman' Peck has managed to con a local businessman into lending a run down sports ground that's been closed, pending demolition, and the skaven steal the building supplies by digging under the fence at a local construction yard. Colonel 'Hannibal' Cicero knows a few shady characters who live in the undertunnels who might be able to provide some funds, and he wants to bring Radgar to help 'persuade' them. Unfortunately, Radgar's claustrophobia means he won't venture down into the sewer tunnels. (I ain't going down no drain). Instead, one of the skaven, Kikerit Pinktongue, steals a poison dagger from Celia the assassin and stabs Radgar with it, and he is instantly knocked out. They then carry him into the tunnels for the meeting.

Meanwhile Urlan has problems of his own when he tries to keep Crimson Horn of out the Valhalla Association for Berserkers, ands ends up being caught himself. The Exiles gather together to raid the VA and get back their own. The raid goes horribly wrong when Orland Peck's false beard gets caught in a Tesla coil, and they get locked into the confiscated items cupboard, full of axes, halberds and other assorted weaponry confiscated from the Berserker inmates, until the police can be summoned. They managed to build an automated tomahawk thrower, and aided by the sympathetic Dr Werner, make good their escape. Dr Verner promises to act as the team doctor. However, Radgar and Balthzaaer return reveal that their mission failed, and they wouldn't get the necessary money to launch the team. They return to the sports ground to find a huge crowd gathered around the renovations works, helping out in a 'proud local community' sort of way, led by intrepid reporter Naala Sweetwater. With a fan base secure, maybe the team will be viable after all?

Episode 4 Hide the noodle (guest star - Haloti Ngata from Revenger's Tragedy)

The local community is rallying behind the Exiles bid to form a blood bowl team, but something is holding them back. A bullying local businessman, chaos dwarf Ngata Hloti, is terrorising the local people into supporting his scheme for a giant casino and 24 hour noodle bar. Can the Exiles help out their new found fans without revealing their identity as a crack commando team on the run? Balthazaar 'Hannibal' Cicero pretends to open a rival noodle bar, in order to draw the villain out.

Meanwhile, Orland 'Faceman' Peck is doing his bit for the team on
recruitment. While trying to convince the groundsmen at the local
university to moonlight laying grass at the Exile's grounds, he runs into an attractive bikini model who appears to know him. He invites her to meet him at the noodle bar, and then rushes back to warn the Exiles that someone knows who they are. They are interrupted by the arrival of the mystery girl, and four of her friends, one of whom is intrepid reporter Naala Sweetwater! Goons arrive to bust up the place, but their threatening dialogue is largely ignored by the girls flirting with Orland, the Exiles trying to question Naala without alerting her friends, and Radgar eating everyone else's noodles, while Urlan claims he's destroying the noodly eco-system and endangering the visiting noodle spacemen from the great spaghetti in the sky, and tries to stop him. The villains get upset and start a fight, accidently covering themselves and everyone else in noodles. The Exile's dilemma, of how to beat the villains without displaying excessive combat skills, is solved when Naala's friends beat up the villains and send them packing, after a long and prolonged noodle fight. (The length of this scene varies from region to region depending on local obscenity laws). Naala later explains that they are all members of her old Amazon sorority, The Sisters of the Blade (Gotta infra U). Inspired by the fight, they construct a giant noodle-flinging machine, and when the local bully himself turns up with the rest of his goons, they use the machine to cover them all in noodles, humiliating them in front of the locals. The locals can now support the Blood Bowl team without interference, and help to build the first of the stands. The episode ends with a distraught Orland being surrounded by scantily clad Sisters of the Blade each of whom has apparently been separately promised a role as chief cheerleader. The Exiles seem disinclined to help Orland escape his fate.

Results and Fixtures

Week 1
v Tanglewood Longshanks
WIN 3-1 (Cas:2-1)

Week 2
@ Dark Matters
WIN 4-2 (Cas:1-3)

Week 3
v Red Terror
DRAW 2-2 (Cas:1-2)

Week 4
v Hate Machine
LOSS 0-1 (Cas:3-1)

Week 5
@ Tanglewood Longshanks
LOSS 1-2 (Cas:5-1)

Week 6
@ Surreal Madrid
WIN 4-1 (Cas:5-1)

Week 7
@ Hate Machine

Week 8
v Dark Matters

Roster

Players

No. Player Name Race Type Position SPPs Cost Mod Status
1 Crimson Horn Chaos Big Guy Minotaur 7 190 0 signed
2 Hagar Vaundheim Undead Blocker Flesh Golem 2 110 0 signed
3 Balthazaar Cicero Dark Elf Blitzer Thrower 21 140 0 signed
4 Celia Cicero Dark Elf Blocker Assassin 4 90 0 signed
5 Albus 'The Flash' Cicero Dark Elf Thrower Runner 9 100 0 signed
6 Ragdar the 'Almost' Mighty Chaos Lineman Beastman 3 60 0 signed
7 Nalia Sweetwater Amazon Catcher Catcher 8 70 roll signed
8 Urln Haganbaack Norse Thrower Thrower 22 110 0 signed
9 Lespit Silentfeet Skaven Lineman Line Rat 13 70 0 signed
10 Queek Longtooth Skaven Lineman Line Rat 0 50 0 signed
11 Ugrush Krag Orc Lineman Line Orc 0 50 0 signed
12 Pheeg the Insane Goblin Lineman Goblin 0 40 0 unsigned
13 Squirik Stumpytail Skaven Lineman Line Rat 0 50 0 signed
14 Krenk Twitchwhisker Skaven Lineman Line Rat 0 50 0 signed
15 Orlan Peck Human Lineman Lineman 0 50 0 signed
16 Kikerit Pinktongue Skaven Lineman Line Rat 0 50 0 signed
W   Skaven Weapon Poison Dagger 0 60 0 unsigned
Contribution to Team Value from Players: Active: 1240 Injured: 0 Reserve: 0

Coaching Staff

Role Name Signed Cost Status
Apothecary 'Sawbones' McCraw signed 50 active
Contribution to Team Value from Coaching Staff Active: 50 Injured: 0

Other

Fan Factor: 7 Team Rerolls: 4 Contribution to Team Value: 270

Team Value

Total Team Value Permanent: 1560 Temporary: 0
AttachmentSize
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Divisible Primes

The Divisble Primes are an Eastern Conference team based at Primus. They are coached by Learned Hand.

Results and Fixtures

Week 1
v Red Terror
DRAW 1-1 (Cas:3-3)

Week 2
@ Revengers' Tragedy
LOSS 0-4 (Cas:0-3)

Week 3
@ Tanglewood Longshanks
DRAW 2-2 (Cas:0-1)

Week 4
@ Surreal Madrid

Week 5
@ Red Terror

Week 6
v Hate Machine

Week 7
v Surreal Madrid

Week 8
v Revengers' Tragedy

Roster

Players

No. Player Name Race Type Position SPPs Cost Mod Status
2 Lilith Dark Elf Catcher Witch Elf 0 110 40 active
3 Optimus Prime Norse Blocker Ulfwerener 0 110 20 active
4 Ishtar Amazon Blitzer Blitzer 0 90 0 active
5 Alexei Vronsky Dark Elf Lineman Line Elf 0 70 0 active
6 Konstantine Levin High Elf Lineman Line Elf 0 70 0 active
7 Curly Jo Amazon Thrower Thrower 0 70 20 active
8 Wednesday Norse Lineman Lineman 0 50 0 active
9 Echo Human Lineman Lineman 0 50 0 active
10 Mr Bubbles Skaven Lineman Line Rat 0 50 0 active
11 BA Baracus Orc Lineman Line Orc 0 50 0 active
12 Hannibal Orc Lineman Line Orc 0 50 0 active
13 Sierra Human Lineman Lineman 0 50 0 active
15 Victor Human Lineman Lineman 0 50 0 active
16 The Face Orc Lineman Line Orc 0 50 0 active
1 Rasputin Vampire Blitzer Vampire 0 180 0 unsigned
14   Skaven Lineman Line Rat 0 50 0 unsigned
W   Goblin Weapon Bombs 0 50 0 unsigned

Contribution to Team Value from Players:
Active: 1000
Injured: 0
Reserve: 0

Coaching Staff

Role Name Signed Cost Status
Apothecary Manus Season 1 50 Active

Contribution to Team Value from Coaching Staff
Active: 50
Injured: 0

Other

Fan Factor: 9
Team Rerolls: 5
Contribution to Team Value: 340

Team Value

Total Team Value
Permanent: 1390
Temporary: 1390

AttachmentSize
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Aging Information

No. Player Name Race Position Signed Niggles Games Missed SPPs Skill Rolls In Reserves
1 Rasputin Vampire Vampire Unsigned 0 0 0 0 0
2 Lilith Dark Elf Witch Elf Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
3 Optimus Prime Norse Ulfwerener Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
4 Ishtar Amazon Thrower Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
5 Alexei Vronsky Dark Elf Line Elf Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
6 Konstantine Levin High Elf Line Elf Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
7 Curly Jo Amazon Thrower Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
8 Wednesday Norse Lineman Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
9 Echo Human Lineman Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
10 Mr Bubbles Skaven Line Rat Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
11 BA Baracus Orc Line Orc Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
12 Hannibal Orc Line Orc Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
13 Sierra Human Lineman Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
14 Identity TBC Skaven Line Rat Unsigned 0 0 0 0 0
15 Victor Human Lineman Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
16 The Face Orc Line Orc Season 1 0 0 0 0 0

Game Day Roster

No. Player Name Race Position MA ST AG AV Skills inj cmp td int cas mvp spp
2 Lilith Dark Elf Witch Elf 7 3 4 7 Tackle, Block, Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up   0 3 0 1 1 16
3 Optimus Prime Norse Ulfwerener 6 4 2 8 Block, Frenzy   0 0 0 1 1 7
4 Ishtar Amazon Blitzer 6 3 3 7 Block, Dodge   0 0 0 0 0 0
5 Alexei Vronsky Dark Elf Line Elf 6 3 4 8     0 0 0 0 0 0
6 Konstantine Levin High Elf Line Elf 6 3 4 8     0 0 0 0 0 0
7 Curly Jo Amazon Thrower 6 3 3 7 Pass, Dodge, Sure Hands   2 0 0 0 2 12
8 Wednesday Norse Lineman 6 3 3 7 Block   0 0 0 0 1 5
9 Echo Human Lineman 6 3 3 8     0 0 0 0 0 0
10 Mr Bubble Skaven Line Rat 7 3 3 7     0 0 0 0 1 5
11 BA Baracus Orc Line Orc 5 3 3 9     0 0 0 0 0 0
12 Hannibal Orc Line Orc 5 3 3 9     0 0 0 0 1 5
13 Sierra Human Lineman 6 3 3 8     0 0 0 0 1 5
15 Victor Human Lineman 6 3 3 8     0 0 0 1 0 2
16 The Face Orc Line Orc 5 3 3 9     0 0 0 0 0 0
Team
Divisible Primes
Fan Factor
9
Stadium
Primus
Rerolls
5
Capacity
-
Apothecary
1
Team Value
1390
Assisstant Coaches
0
Treasury
70k
Cheerleaders
0

Stadium

Name: Primus
Capacity: 35k

Upgrades:
None

Red Terror

Red Terror are coached by Lobey Dosser. Their stadium is The Skulldrome of Terror. They are in the Eastern Conference.

Results and Fixtures

Week 1
@ Divisible Primes
DRAW 1-1 (Cas:3-3)

Week 2
v Surreal Madrid
DRAW 2-2 (Cas:1-3)

Week 3
@ Underworld Exiles
DRAW 2-2 (Cas:2-1)

Week 4
v Revengers' Tragedy
LOSS 1-3 (Cas:0-3)

Week 5
v Divisible Primes

Week 6
v Dark Matters

Week 7
@ Revengers' Tragedy

Week 8
@ Surreal Madrid

Roster

Players

No. Player Name Race Type Position SPPs Cost Mod Status
1 Big Shuggie Norse Big Guy Yeti 0 150 0 active
2 Iron King Jozef Undead Blocker Mummy 12 110 20 active
3 Serahim Greenblade Wood Elf Catcher Catcher 6 90 50 active
4 Cheka da Menace Orc Blitzer Blitzer 2 80 0 active
5 Leonize Brightmark Pro Elf Thrower Thrower 2 80 0 active
6 Butch 'Cannonball' McSturm Human Thrower Thrower 1 70 0 active
7 Maqui del Mazzerine Pro Elf Lineman Line Elf 0 60 0 active
8 Sonny 'Running Boy' Williams Human Catcher Catcher 7 70 30 active
9 Giblet Guttersnipe Goblin Lineman Goblin 0 40 0 unsigned
10 Molotov McSneak Skaven Lineman Line Rat 0 50 0 active
11 Larry Krushmother Orc Lineman Line Orc 0 50 0 active
12 Jerry Stabsticker Orc Lineman Line Orc 7 50 20 active
13 Harry Harmstunty Orc Lineman Line Orc 0 50 0 unsigned
14 Rober le Moynes Human Lineman Lineman 0 50 0 active
15 Kurt Gubliem Human Lineman Lineman 0 50 0 active
16 Desotto da Curuna Human Lineman Lineman 0 50 0 unsigned
W   Dwarf Weapon Blunderbuss 0 40 0 unsigned

Contribution to Team Value from Players:
Active: 960+120
Injured: 0
Reserve: 0

Coaching Staff

Role Name Signed Cost Status
Apothecary Season 1 50 Active
Assistant Coach Season 1 10 Active
Assistant Coach Season 1 10 Active
Cheerleader Season 1 10 Active
Cheerleader Season 1 10 Active
Cheerleader Season 1 10 Active

Contribution to Team Value from Coaching Staff
Active: 100
Injured: 0

Other

Fan Factor: 4
Team Rerolls: 4
Contribution to Team Value: 240

Team Value

Total Team Value
Permanent: 1420
Temporary: 1420

AttachmentSize
Terror Sheets.xls42 KB

Aging Information

No. Player Name Race Position Signed Niggles Games Missed SPPs Skill Rolls In Reserves
1 Big Shuggie Norse Yeti Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
2 Iron King Jozef Undead Mummy Season 1 0 0 12 1 0
3 Serahim Greenblade Wood Elf Catcher Season 1 0 0 6 1 0
4 Cheka da Menace Orc Blitzer Season 1 0 0 2 0 0
5 Leonize Brightmark Pro Elf Thrower Season 1 0 0 2 0 0
6 Butch 'Cannonball' McSturm Human Thrower Season 1 0 1 1 0 0
7 Maqui del Mazzerine Pro Elf Line Elf Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
8 Sonny 'Running Boy' Williams Human Catcher Season 1 0 0 7 1 0
10 Molotov McSneak Skaven Line Rat Season 1 0 0 3 0 0
11 Larry Krushmother Orc Line Orc Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
12 Jerry Stabsticker Orc Line Orc Season 1 0 0 7 1 0
14 Rober le Moynes Human Lineman Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
15 Kurt Gubliem Human Lineman Season 1 0 0 0 0 0

Game Day Roster

No. Player Name Race Position MA ST AG AV Skills inj cmp td int cas mvp spp
1 Big Shuggie Norse Yeti 5 5 1 8 Claws, Disturbing Presence   0 0 0 0 0 0
2 Iron King Jozef Undead Mummy 3 5 1 9 Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Guard   0 0 0 1 2 12
3 Serahim Greenblade Wood Elf Catcher 9 3 4 7 Dodge, Catch, +1 ST   0 2 0 0 0 6
4 Cheka da Menace Orc Blitzer 6 3 3 9 Block   0 0 0 1 0 2
5 Leonize Brightmark Pro Elf Thrower 6 3 4 7 Pass   2 0 0 0 0 2
6 Butch 'Cannonball' McSturm Human Thrower 6 3 3 8 Pass, Sure Hands   1 0 0 0 0 1
7 Maqui del Mazzerine Pro Elf Line Elf 6 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0
8 Sonny 'Running Boy' Williams Human Catcher 8 2 3 7 Dodge, Catch, Nerves of Steel   0 0 0 1 1 7
10 Molotov McSneak Skaven Line Rat 7 3 3 7     0 1 0 0 0 3
11 Larry Krushmother Orc Line Orc 5 3 3 9     0 0 0 0 0 0
12 Jerry Stabsticker Orc Line Orc 5 3 3 9 Block 0 0 0 1 1 7
14 Rober le Moynes Human Lineman 6 3 3 8     0 0 0 0 0 0
15 Kurt Gubliem Human Lineman 6 3 3 8 0 0 0 0 0 0
Team
Red Terror
Fan Factor
4
Stadium
Skulldrome of Terror
Rerolls
4
Capacity
35k
Apothecary
1
Team Value
1420
Assisstant Coaches
2
Treasury
40k
Cheerleaders
3

Stadium

Name: Skulldrome of Terror
Capacity: 35k

Upgrades:
None

Revengers' Tragedy

Revengers' Tragedy are coached by Brave Sir Robin. Their stadium is Boca del Infierno. They are in the Eastern Conference.

Results and Fixtures

Week 1
@ Surreal Madrid
LOSS 1-2 (Cas:1-3)

Week 2
v Divisible Primes
WIN 4-0 (Cas:3-0)

Week 3
@ Hate Machine
LOSS 0-2 (Cas:1-2)

Week 4
@ Red Terror
WIN 3-1 (Cas:3-0)

Week 5
v Surreal Madrid
WIN 1-0 (Cas:3-2)

Week 6
v Tanglewood Longshanks
WIN 2-1 (Cas:1-2)

Week 7
v Red Terror

Week 8
@ Divisible Primes

Roster

Players

No. Player Name Race Type Position SPPs Cost Mod Status
1 Dr Beardface Wood Elf Big Guy Treeman 14 150 20 active
2 Michael J Fox Undead Blitzer Werewolf 23 130 70 active
3 DeMarcus Ware Pro Elf Blitzer Blitzer 36 110 90 active
4 Frankie Boyle Skaven Blitzer Blitzer 9 90 20 active
5 Haloti Ngata Chaos Dwarf Blocker Blocker 14 70 20 active
6 Sir Squeaksalot Skaven Thrower Thrower 12 70 20 active
7 Sonic the Hedgehog Lizardmen Lineman Skink 5 70 0 active
8 Thor Odinson Norse Lineman Lineman 7 50 40 active
9 Dungeon Keeper Orc Lineman Line Orc 0 50 0 active
10 Vanilla Bear Human Lineman Lineman 0 50 0 active
11 Don LaFontaine Orc Lineman Line Orc 0 50 0 active
12 Bob Saget Undead Lineman Zombie 7 40 30 active
15 Rowdy the Wonder Rat Skaven Lineman Line Rat 0 50 0 active
16 Chocolate Bear Skaven Lineman Line Rat 2 50 0 active
13   Human Lineman Human 0 50 0 unsigned
14   Goblin Lineman Goblin 0 40 0 unsigned
W   Goblin Weapon Deathroller 0 120 0 unsigned
21 The Todd Human Lineman Lineman 0 50 0 deceased

Contribution to Team Value from Players:
Active: 1030+310=1340
Injured: 0
Reserve: 0

Coaching Staff

Role Name Signed Cost Status
Apothecary Dr Heifenschlaffer Season 1 50 Active

Contribution to Team Value from Coaching Staff
Active: 50
Injured: 0

Other

Fan Factor: 7
Team Rerolls: 4
Contribution to Team Value: 270

Team Value

Total Team Value
Permanent: 1660
Temporary: 1660

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Aging Information

No. Player Name Race Position Signed Niggles Games Missed SPPs Skill Rolls In Reserves
1 Dr Beardface Wood Elf Treeman Season 1 0 0 12 1 0
2 Michael J Fox Undead Werewolf Season 1 0 0 23 2 0
3 DeMarcus Ware Pro Elf Blitzer Season 1 0 0 36 3 0
4 Frankie Boyle Skaven Blitzer Season 1 0 0 9 1 0
5 Haloti Ngata Chaos Dwarf Blocker Season 1 0 0 14 1 0
6 Sir Squeaksalot Skaven Thrower Season 1 0 0 12 1 0
7 Sonic the Hedgehog Lizardmen Skink Season 1 0 0 5 0 0
8 Thor Odinson Norse Lineman Season 1 0 0 7 1 0
9 Dungeon Keeper Orc Line Orc Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
10 Vanilla Bear Human Lineman Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
11 Don LaFontaine Orc Line Orc Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
12 Bob Saget Undead Zombie Season 1 0 0 7 1 0
15 Rowdy the Wonder Rat Skaven Line Rat Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
16 Chocolate Bear Skaven Line Rat Season 1 0 0 2 0 0

Game Day Roster

No. Player Name Race Position MA ST AG AV Skills inj cmp td int cas mvp spp
1 Dr Beardface Wood Elf Treeman 2 6 1 10 Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Guard   0 0 0 2 2 14
2 Michael J Fox Undead Werewolf 8 4 3 8 Claws, Frenzy, Regenerate, Block, +1 ST   0 4 0 3 1 23
3 DeMarcus Ware Pro Elf Blitzer 8 3 5 8 Block, Sidestep, +1 AG, +1 MA, Dodge   4 5 1 0 3 36
4 Frankie Boyle Skaven Blitzer 7 3 3 8 Block, Tackle   0 0 1 1 1 9
5 Haloti Ngata Chaos Dwarf Blocker 4 3 2 9 Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow   0 0 0 2 2 14
6 Sir Squeaksalot Skaven Thrower 7 3 3 7 Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate   4 2 1 0 0 12
7 Sonic the Hedgehog Lizardmen Skink 8 2 3 7 Dodge, Stunty   0 0 0 0 1 5
8 Thor Odinson Norse Lineman 6 3 4 7 Block, +1 AG   0 0 0 1 1 7
9 Dungeon Keeper Orc Line Orc 5 3 3 9     0 0 0 0 0 0
10 Vanilla Bear Human Lineman 6 3 3 8     0 0 0 0 0 0
11 Don LaFontaine Orc Line Orc 5 3 3 9     0 0 0 0 0 0
12 Bob Saget Undead Zombie 4 3 2 8 Regenerate, Mighty Blow 0 0 0 1 1 7
15 Rowdy the Wonder Rat Skaven Line Rat 7 3 3 7 0 0 0 0 0 0
16 Chocolate Bear Skaven Line Rat 7 3 3 7 0 0 0 1 0 2
Team
Revengers' Tragedy
Fan Factor
7
Stadium
Boca del Infierno
Rerolls
4
Capacity
65k
Apothecary
1
Team Value
1660
Assistant Coaches
0
Treasury
50k
Cheerleaders
0

Stadium

Name: Boca Del Infierno
Capacity: 65k

Upgrades:

Type Increase Purchased
Terracing 15k Season 1
Terracing 15k Season 1

Surreal Madrid

Surreal Madrid are coached by Aaron. Their stadium is The Burn-a-Bow. They are in the Eastern Conference.

Results and Fixtures

Week 1
v Revengers' Tragedy
WIN 2-1 (Cas:3-1)

Week 2
@ Red Terror
DRAW 2-2 (Cas:3-1)

Week 3
@ Dark Matters
WIN 3-1 (Cas:4-0)

Week 4
v Divisible Primes
LOSS 0-2 (Cas:0-2)

Week 5
@ Revengers' Tragedy
LOSS 0-1 (Cas:2-3)

Week 6
v Underworld Exiles
LOSS 1-4 (Cas:1-5)

Week 7
@ Divisible Primes

Week 8
v Red Terror

Roster

Players

No. Player Name Race Type Position SPPs Cost Mod Status
1 Big Bob Human Big Guy Ogre 14 150 40 active
2 Gnkyrk the Unpronounceable Chaos Dwarf Blitzer Bull Centaur 9 130 30 active
3 Bakaara Orc Blocker Black Orc 0 80 0 active
4 Professor Squeak Skaven Catcher Gutter Runner 22 80 80 active
5 Left Undead Blitzer Wight 7 90 30 active
6 Beardy McBeardy Dwarf Lineman Longbeard 17 70 40 active
7 Kroak Lizardmen Lineman Skink 5 70 0 active
8 Gobba the Lobba Orc Thrower Thrower 15 70 20 active
9 Sergeant Squeak Skaven Lineman Line Rat 0 50 0 active
10 Dave the Orc Orc Lineman Line Orc 5 50 0 active
11   Human Lineman Lineman 0 50 0 unsigned
12 Dead Head Undead Lineman Zombie 0 40 0 active
13   Goblin Lineman Line Goblin 0 40 0 unsigned
14 Private Squeak Skaven Lineman Line Rat 2 50 0 active
15 Brian the Orc Orc Lineman Line Orc 0 50 0 active
16   Human Lineman Lineman 0 50 0 unsigned
W   Goblin Weapon Bombs 0 40 0 unsigned

Contribution to Team Value from Players:

Active: 980+240=1220

Injured: 0

Reserve: 0

Coaching Staff

Role Name Signed Cost Status
Apothecary Dr Yes Season 1 50 Active

Contribution to Team Value from Coaching Staff

Active: 50

Injured: 0

Other

Fan Factor: 10

Team Rerolls: 4

Contribution to Team Value: 300

Team Value

Total Team Value

Permanent: 1570

Temporary: 1570

Aging Information

No. Player Name Race Position Signed Niggles Games Missed SPPs Skill Rolls In Reserves
1 Big Bob Human Ogre Season 1 0 0 7 1 0
2 Gnkyrk the Unpronounceable Chaos Dwarf Bull Centaur Season 1 0 0 3 0 0
3 Bakaara Orc Black Orc Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
4 Professor Squeak Skaven Gutter Runner Season 1 0 0 22 2 0
5 Left Undead Wight Season 1 0 0 7 1 0
6 Beardy McBeardy Dwarf Longbeard Season 1 0 0 12 1 0
7 Kroak Lizardmen Skink Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
8 Gobba the Lobba Orc Thrower Season 1 0 0 8 1 0
9 Sergeant Squeak Skaven Line Rat Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
10 Dave the Orc Orc Line Orc Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
12 Dead Head Undead Zombie Season 1 0 0 0 0 0
14 Private Squeak Skaven Line Rat Season 1 0 0 2 0 0
15 Brain the Orc Orc Line Orc Season 1 0 0 0 0 0

Game Day Roster

No. Player Name Race Position MA ST AG AV Skills inj cmp td int cas mvp spp
1 Big Bob Human Ogre 5 5 3 9 Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, +1AG   0 0 0 2 2 14
2 Gnkyrk the Unpronounceable Chaos Dward Bull Centaur 6 4 2 9 Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Dodge   1 1 0 0 1 9
3 Bakaara Orc Black Orc 4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0
4 Professor Squeak Skaven Gutter Runner 9 2 4 9 Dodge, +1AV, Block, +1AV (helmet)   0 6 1 1 0 22
5 Left Undead Wight 6 3 3 8 Block, Regenerate, Dodge   0 0 0 1 1 7
6 Beardy McBeardy Dwarf Longbeard 4 3 2 9 Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard   0 0 0 1 3 17
7 Kroak Lizardmen Skink 8 2 3 7 Dodge, Stunty   0 0 0 0 1 5
8 Gobba the Lobba Orc Thrower 5 3 3 8 Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate   3 0 0 1 2 15
9 Sergeant Squeak Skaven Line Rat 7 3 3 7     0 0 0 0 0 0
10 Dave the Orc Orc Line Orc 5 3 3 9     0 0 0 0 1 5
12 Dead Head Undead Zombie 4 3 2 8 Regenerate 0 0 0 0 0 0
14 Private Squeak Skaven Line Rat 7 3 3 7     0 0 0 1 0 2
15 Brian the Orc Orc Line Orc 5 3 3 9 0 0 0 0 0 0
Team
Surreal Madrid
Fan Factor
10
Stadium
The Burn-a-Bow
Rerolls
4
Capacity
55k
Apothecary
1
Team Value
1500
Assisstant Coaches
0
Treasury
80k
Cheerleaders
0

Stadium

Name: The Burnabow
Capacity: 55k

Upgrades:
Grandstand